Q&A Matt

When were you happiest?
Right now

What is your greatest fear?
Death

What is your earliest memory?
I think it is sitting on pop’s knee in Lime Street

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Lack of empathy

What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Stupidity

Aside from property, what's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?
A car

What is your most treasured possession?
Golf clubs, but I am not sentimental about anything

What would your superpower be?
Flight

What makes you unhappy?
Chaos

If you could bring something extinct back to life, what would you choose?
Dinosaurs

Who would play you in the film of your life?
Peter Kay

What's your most unappealing habit?
Chewing with mouth open and scratching my throat

What is your favourite smell?
Cut grass and a fresh struck match

What is your favourite word?
Cockroll and fuck; I also like obsequious

What would be your fancy dress costume of choice?
A gladiator

Is it better to give or to receive?
Give

What do you owe your parents?
Just about Everything

What is the love of your life?
Kara

Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Jesus (yes - I just want to know I am right!) Paul Keating, Steve Waugh & Hitler

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Fuck, and "another birdie"

What is the worst job you've done?
Installing belt cleaners at the sewage works!

If you could go back in time, where would you go?
French revolution

When did you last cry and why?
Oct 14 when Declan arrived

How do you relax?
I don't really, but golf comes closest

What is the closest you've ever come to death?
Dead relatives

What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Raising children - a work in progress!

What song would you like played at your funeral?
Just Breathe by Pearl Jam

How would you like to be remembered?
As a top bloke, a mate, fun loving